©2007 S.R. CalefHi! "Chuck" here, with a few recommendations for your autumn calendar.
1.) Go for a Sunday drive, as often as possible - even if it's not Sunday. Fill your eyes with the glories of fall in New England, while I guard the remainder of your backyard harvest. (Heh, heh, heh!)
2.) Go to Topsfield Fair - go early, go often. Again, I'll protect those backyard veggies from marauding chipmunks. No, seriously.
3.)Go ahead and read this excruciatingly long posting, including the poem, "Come to the Fair." If this doesn't put you in a county fair frame of mind, I don't know what will. Personally, I think Deb got carried away, but take a little break for some light reading. Take all the time you need. Relax. I'll be right here, the first line of defense, as wave after wave of field mouse battalions mount their attack on these poor, defenseless vegetables.
So, kick back, enjoy the fall and don't think twice about me. Seriously, not to worry. "Eat, drink and be merry, for in October we hibernate"... or the equivalent human proverb - that is after all, the groundhog's autumnal motto. Your garden is safe. Leave your harvest in my capable paws (Heh, heh, heh). No, seriously! Happy autumnal equinox... Chuck
1.) Go for a Sunday drive, as often as possible - even if it's not Sunday. Fill your eyes with the glories of fall in New England, while I guard the remainder of your backyard harvest. (Heh, heh, heh!)
2.) Go to Topsfield Fair - go early, go often. Again, I'll protect those backyard veggies from marauding chipmunks. No, seriously.
3.)Go ahead and read this excruciatingly long posting, including the poem, "Come to the Fair." If this doesn't put you in a county fair frame of mind, I don't know what will. Personally, I think Deb got carried away, but take a little break for some light reading. Take all the time you need. Relax. I'll be right here, the first line of defense, as wave after wave of field mouse battalions mount their attack on these poor, defenseless vegetables.
So, kick back, enjoy the fall and don't think twice about me. Seriously, not to worry. "Eat, drink and be merry, for in October we hibernate"... or the equivalent human proverb - that is after all, the groundhog's autumnal motto. Your garden is safe. Leave your harvest in my capable paws (Heh, heh, heh). No, seriously! Happy autumnal equinox... Chuck












Ah - Autumn in New England... Warm, sunny days and cool, dewy nights. Porches and yards decorated with the colors of autumn. The first hint of color washes over summer-weary foliage. Harvest time. A time of abundance and celebration. A time of county fairs and family outings. We pay homage to our rich, agricultural history and treasure the stalwart few who continue these traditions. And, of course, we pay homage to the mighty pumpkin and the pursuit of ginormous curcurbits.
[A special "thank you" to Steve Calef, of Corliss Bros. Garden Center (Ipswich, MA) for his 2006 & 2007 ©copyrighted summer & fall photos, which delightfully enhance this rather long posting.]
In this neck of the woods, our own Topsfield Fair (click on Topsfield Fair for history, events and a tour of this fair, in its 189th year), runs September 28th - October 8th, 2007... starts today - have fun at the fair! And have fun with these county fair reminiscences...
COME TO THE FAIR!
By Deb Lambert
FFA and Senior’s Day
Glossy hens, pigs in pens
French fries crunch, picnic lunch
Oxen pull, big prize bull
Winning pies that hypnotize
Horses prancing, folks line-dancing
Ducks that quack, flies we whack
Slopping hogs, stale corn dogs
"Story-time," songs that rhyme
Milking cows, nursing sows
Baby pigs, musicians' gigs
Roosters' crows, stains on clothes
Fried dough cake, bellyache
Smells are gross, much too close
Prize flowers, sudden showers
Making sport of pigs that snort
Step right up, win a pup
Toys on sticks, magician's tricks
Sheep are sheared, farmers cheered
Jellies and jams, pies from yams
Handmade quilts, men on stilts
Chair caning, sun waning
Oil painting, someone fainting
Dust and dirt, soiled new shirt
Country tunes, soaring balloons
4-H club, cows that rub
handsome goats, winner gloats
Big brass band, never bland
Pay your money, win a bunny
Homemade fudge, flower judge
Honeybees, cheddar cheese
Tractor pull, grandstand full
Cooking demos, making memos
Fragrant hay, fun-filled day
Jams, jellies, over-filled bellies
Honking geese, bags of fleece
Songs on a fiddle, smoking griddle
Arts and crafts, chilly drafts
Crowds and shoves, fancy doves
Guinea hens in wire pens
Irish dancers, equine prancers
Antique car, honey jar
Honeybees with yellow knees
Gastronome eats honeycomb
Spinning wool, draft horse pull
Flower display, pots of clay
Cotton candy - gritty, sandy
Rides are spinning, kids are grinning
Birds so strange, local grange
Barn's dank gloom, horse to groom
Incubator, see chicks later
Broken pickets, raffle tickets
Homemade stew, petting zoo
Llama drool, baby mule
Beeswax sticks and fuzzy chicks
Winning rabbit, name of "Cabot"
Mucking stalls, cleaning walls
On their guard, with clean barnyard
Test your strength, horse race length
Pumpkin prize, impressive size
Garden spider, apple cider
Misty-eyed as horses stride
Clydesdales pass the show-ring grass
The only sound, thundering ground
Hot noon sun burns everyone
Autumn breeze, we almost freeze
Police dogs drill, quite a thrill
Needlepoint frames, fun and games
Bluegrass bands, sticky hands
Afghan sale, tiny quail
Firewood raffle, games that baffle
Alpaca show, more fried dough
Crown Colleen the County Queen
Baby crawls to homemade dolls
Baked goods' smell, crowds to quell
Needlepoint wall, view them all
Treasure troves, new wood stoves
Dairy goats munching oats
Pumpkin carving, "Mom, I'm starving!"
Homemade brownies, no more frownies!
Elephant rides, gigantic strides
Marionettes, cavies as pets
Feed and grain, miniature train
Preening pheasant, day so pleasant
Weather snappy, tired and happy
Baby's asleep, head for the Jeep
Kiddies squawk at the walk
Day is done, what great fun
Memories to share, come to the fair!
©Deb Lambert 2007


































































































